A crap game, made for the One Screen Cassette 50 mini competition.

Move with arrow keys, hold 'X' to kiss your boyfriend, press 'X' for next dialog.

Stay safe!

All the games in the competition are playable/downloadable from this page.

What the press said:

"suitably depressing" - Tom Sykes, PC Gamer
"best instructions ever" - Porpentine, Rock Paper Shotgun
"The game [...] uses its systemical framework to bring an effective understanding of Russia's prejudice" - Chris Priestman, Kill Screen Daily
"Ugly garbage" - anonymous commenter, PC Gamer

PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, HTML5
Rated 4.2 out of 5 stars
(11 total ratings)
Made withConstruct
Tagscassette-50, crap, Gay, LGBT, olympics, Queer, russia, Stealth
Average sessionA few minutes


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a russian valentine - win32.zip (Windows version) 23 MB
a russian valentine - osx.zip (Mac version) 26 MB
a russian valentine - linux32.zip (Linux 32bits version) 29 MB